Sunday, January 04, 2009

10 Questions for 2009


Its a new year and I'm a confused as ever about the world we live in. This is some shit thats on my mind.

1. If Israel finds Hamas so unacceptable, then why did they enable them by de-legitimizing Yassir Arafat and the Fatah wing of the Palestinian Authority for years? Its almost as if Isreal wants to keep the Palestinans divided and weak to delay granting them the basic right of self- determination. But I could be wrong about this.

2. How can anybody justify not giving Utah the national championship?

3. Should I be happy that Soulja boy got jacked?

4. Is Charles Barkley the greatest man alive for admitting he was speeding and driving drunk so he could get some of that gagging thunder dome? If anything, this type of honesty under fire should boost his bid to become governor of Alabama in 2010.

5. Can anybody name one hot mainstream rapper that has come out in the last 3 years?

6. Why doesn't anybody in Kanye West's inner circle tell him that dressing like Tron and singing is an awful idea?

7. Why are drinks $1 in Kansas City, yet there are 5 taxis for 2 million people?

8. Is this going to be the year my stand-up gets people open like research monkeys?

9. When is the left going to realize that Barack Obama is a. still a politician and b. a better politician then they are?

10. You see Tracy Morgan on Letterman:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voqIvq61gGM

3 comments:

m3ggiesue said...

The more I learn about Tracy Morgan, the more you make sense as a human being.

D5H said...

great minds do think alike...

When you hitting the stage again?

m3ggiesue said...

When Mike Casino pays his tab, so I can get up off these streets.